boredom

boredom
1. (boredom) (4717↑, 127↓)
If your only reading up on this because your bored, add a thumbs up\!

(\\_/) (0.o) (\>.\<) DUST BUNNIE ATE MY SOCKS\!\!\!\! (boredom)

Author: Tasha. A. (LoV3) http://boredom.urbanup.com/3169269
2. (boredom) (1387↑, 61↓)
A severe disease infecting millions of people all over the world is which they constantly exhibit certain behaviours like lack of movement, construction of various pointless structures, doodling, talking about pointless things, and making definitions on UrbanDictionary.com. There is no known cure, though the symptoms do seem to fade when victim is introduced to something time consuming or slightly entertaining, such as television or counting nails in a wall. Though is it a very severe and wide-spread epidemic, it is not fatal, though attempts to get rid of the disease have known to be fatal at times.

I made a really long paper clip chain. Want to take pictures of it?

3. (boredom) (940↑, 76↓)
What you are probably suffering from if you are reading this definition. What I am currently suffering from.

A stint of boredom caused me to hit the random but at urbandictionary.com for two hours. Boredom is boring (so is this definition.) I'm not a funny person. Bleh.

Author: stop or my mom will shoot http://boredom.urbanup.com/1022357
4. (Boredom) (517↑, 61↓)
Why I come to this site.

Me: I'm bored as all hell... Friend: Go check out urbandictionary

Author: amongtheomegas http://boredom.urbanup.com/936933
5. (Boredom) (282↑, 38↓)
The most powerful of all human emotions, shadowing that even of hate (the 2nd). Pretty much anything that's any good whatsoever came from someone who just had nothing better to do at the time. Also, boredom is one of the three reasons people do anything. [boredom], [stupidity], and [because one can].

"Man, I'm bored. I think I'm learn to play Guitar." \boredomJimi Hendrix

6. (Boredom) (196↑, 45↓)
A state of mind which results in posting excessive amounts of definitions on Urban Dictionary

Goddamn, I wallow in boredom. I know - let's post s'more on UD.com

7. (boredom) (157↑, 22↓)
sucks. the act of having nothing to do. except [word]sleep[/word]

boredom kills.

Author: sleepisbetter http://boredom.urbanup.com/154013
8. (boredom) (106↑, 31↓)
Something that makes you do stupid things and then pay for it for the rest of your life.
9. (boredom) (63↑, 6↓)
The first step on the road to relapse.

"I'm fuckin' bored, man\! And boredom's the first step on the road to relapse..." -Jay in clerks 2

10. (boredom) (53↑, 11↓)
the all consumeing state of mind the devours students in the back of algebra class and turns them into screaming lunatics

1"hey did you hear about kevin the totally freaked out in algebra" 2"ya the doctors said he got really bored during the lecture on quadratic equasions"

11. (boredom) (44↑, 3↓)
An emotional condition suffered mostly by American teens with too much spare time and little or no imagination or motivation.Most surprisingly,boredom is reported by those with the most privilege and the most options for utilization of idle time.Boredom is not usually documented in third world countries because boredom is replaced by hunger.

The psychologist said the only thing wrong with my daughter is boredom.

12. (boredom) (51↑, 13↓)
Boredom is a disease that is wide spread and if handled incorrectly, can lead to death. If you suffer from boredom, please consult a friend for help. Boredom originated before the days of christ. In Fact, there was a 13th disiple named boredom. His rightings were later taken out of the bible because of Jesus' extreme distrust for this man. While disiples such as Chuck Norris gave Jesus the gift of beard, Boredom gave Jesus the gift of... well, Boredom. As a side affect of Jesus' miricles, Boredom spread through the world. In greek mythology, Boredom came from [Pandora's Box]. Boredom became popular in early 1900 America when ball-in-a-cup got old and the yoyo was invented. There are many ways to get rid of boredom temperarily but it will definitly return at some point. One way is to look up definitions on this site which is probably why you found this. Others include playing catch, drinking, smokeing, ding dong ditching homes, playing sports, and if worst comes to worst, watching the O'Rielly Facter. In many Boredom related deaths, people were reduced to acts of aggression such as cutting themselves (see [emo]) and skate bording (other wise known as [punk] behavior). These victims of boredom probably were reduced to this level when there [PS2] or [Xbox 360] was sent in for repairs and all the O'Rielly Facters on [Youtube] were repeats. Let me warn you again, if you experience even the slightest hint of boredom, go online and IM a friend for funny conversations in the past, pictures they have taken, or just a good story (possibly one that goes along with the picture).

John: I think I'm suffering from boredom, I think I'm going to go skate bord. Stacy: NO, DUNT DO IT. How about you just come over to my house and we talk this case of boredom through. John: Thank you Stacy, you may have just saved my life.

13. (boredom) (55↑, 19↓)
Posting too many definitions on urbandictionary.com

Oh dear its 4am and i could do with some sleep

14. (boredom) (34↑, 8↓)
a fatal syndrome which can cause someone to do something pointless and end up on weird website like urban dictionary it was found that this syndrome can be curable but just for a short amount of time. Some of the cure that had been found working are xbox, ps, and lotsa expensive gadget but be warn that the cure only works temporarily. Sex might work too. the one and only way to cure this syndrome forever is by jumping from 6 storey building which is painless (should be) though the curative are fully not advisable

boredom is killing me argh i got infected by boredom, pls get me a xbox\!

Author: boredom is killing me http://boredom.urbanup.com/1466798
15. (boredom) (25↑, 1↓)
The reason why 4chan exists. The reason why people fall in love with internet fads

Do you think that anyone sane of mind would like a black faced guy with big red lips shooting a lazor from his mouth? Also why someone not affected by serious boredom would find funny a poorly painted brown bear that somebody had pretended that it had to be a pedophile?

16. (boredom) (33↑, 12↓)
A disease that, if not cured, leads to chronic masturbation.

Gosh, I'm so bored. My computer's broke, I didn't pay my cable bill, and I don't have anything to do. Only boredom. Hmm.... porno... yea... sounds pretty good right now...

17. (Boredom) (16↑, 2↓)
A fatal disease that cause you to stare off into space, and ignore your surroundings. You go in to a trance and can be cured by doing something fun. Symptoms of boredom include: watching paint dry, watching something bake in the oven, watching the coffee maker, staring off into space of an extended amount of time, counting tiles on your bathroom floor and staring at something bright till you see pretty colours before your eyes

Matt: hey lets go to a movie Ted: ....... Matt: dude you ok? Ted: ....... What? when did you get here? Matt: dude your suffering from boredom

18. (boredom) (21↑, 7↓)
Something that happens to you. It causes you to do almost anything, just to be doing something. Sometimes even [homework]. But most of the time you end up sitting at the computer and staring at your desktop or watching the tv even though there is nothing good on or yelling at your younger brother for being an idiot. (which he always is...you just never bother telling him)

I am so freaking bored. Man, boredom sucks.

19. (boredom) (19↑, 6↓)
the reason i am on this website.

i am actually spending hours on this website. is it a good website? yeah but it is mostly because of boredom

20. (boredom) (13↑, 4↓)
What you have, if you're looking it up.

You're only reading this because you have a severe case of boredom.

Author: funkymonkeycola http://boredom.urbanup.com/4327371
21. (Boredom) (14↑, 5↓)
When all the high-user-count porno has been downloaded off Kazaa. Usually results in download of other file sharing clients.

Jake: Dontcha hate it when boredom strikes. Bob: I never get bored but, i have hustler passwords.

22. (Boredom) (7↑, 0↓)
A highly infectious disease that is caused by: Being without communication Only having a small amount of friends Refreshing your social web pages Doing everything over again and again and again Oblivious on what to do and Maybe being stuck in the middle of no ware. when having this disease it is hard to get rid of because there is no cure apart from 1 which is by having a social life (or the very rare case of some of your friends actually being online)

[Bord] [Boring] [Bord of my face] [Boredom]

23. (boredom) (7↑, 0↓)
The definition coined by [Jay and Silent Bob] before stripping to the [Buffalo Bill] dance. Also known as the first step on the road to [relapse].

"I'm fuckin' bored man. And boredom is the first step on the road to relapse."

24. (Boredom) (9↑, 2↓)
What you get from watching the disney channel all day long because your too lazy to get up and actually find the remote....for once.

Jorge got extreme boredom from staring at his TV for nine hours straight.

25. (Boredom) (10↑, 3↓)
The only thing worse than constipation

'Sex and the City' is now my definition for [boredom]. i can't BELIEVE she made me watch it. AAAAAAHH\!\!\!

Author: Mr. Roger Rabbit http://boredom.urbanup.com/3626605
26. (boredom) (15↑, 8↓)
How you were created.

Your daddy put his [pee-pee] in your mommy's [hoo-ha] that night when there was nothing else on TV. Boredom is what George W. Bush had right before he started the war.

27. (boredom) (7↑, 1↓)
the state in which you both have nothing to do, and you are not tired. These statuses are always present, such as during the day. During the day, if you have nothing to do, and its during the day, so you arent tired, you are bored. Also, when you are just talking to friends, waiting to get tired. thats boredom too.

Me: God, im bored. theres nothing to do, and im not tired, so i cant sleep Friend: get some sleeping pills, that will cure your boredom

28. (boredom) (4↑, 0↓)
feeling inattentive and very disinterested in the current environment, also weary from nothing ever happening, your spirit has died off, and the world is conspiring to bring your life to an unprecedented level of nothing to do. Followed by a "couldn't care less" attitude.

Sally, had nothing to do because everything was 1) already done 2) didn't interest her. Thus: boredom.

Author: brilliantlysimple http://boredom.urbanup.com/5068593
29. (boredom) (8↑, 4↓)
Boredom-noun associated with the feeling you get just before you start complaining you have nothing better to do, obsess to friends about the girl you like, go listen to crappy music like MCR, start crying and become a little emo fag. Boredom affects all humans to a greater or lesser effect. At least once a day. Boredom is curable by watching south park, playing video games, and pulling pranks on people. Warning: This may result in becoming antisectarianist, a nerd, and a punk respectively. Boredom may be temporarily diverted by trawling through UD. See below.

RogueSpearzors says: I've got that feeling again...boredom I think its called.. Mike AKA Jawastriker says: Go on Urbandictionary.com and research your condition

Author: RogueSpearzors http://boredom.urbanup.com/2603667
30. (boredom) (8↑, 5↓)
boredom meen's that there is sooo nothing to do and you cant find anything to do so you go on the urban dictionary looking up stuped things like poo and other random crap otherwise you wouldent be reading this

oh my god I HATE BOREDOM\!\!\!\!

Author: LEMONS ARE SOUR http://boredom.urbanup.com/3301916
31. (Boredom) (10↑, 7↓)
What people are when they have no social lives

I have no friends, no car, no job, and no money. I got nothing to do and am suffering from boredom

32. (boredom) (2↑, 0↓)
Something that kills.

I AM *breathe heavily* DYING *breathe heavily* OF *breathe heavily again* BOREDOM.

Author: HUMAN FROM EARTH http://boredom.urbanup.com/5570284
33. (Boredom) (2↑, 0↓)
It is defined as sitting in a marriage at Mulki and staring at all the unknown people and giving sweet smiles all the time making urself diabetic :-)

Kasu suffered Boredom the whole day at his cousins wedding

34. (Boredom) (7↑, 5↓)
A side effect of not playing an [MMORPG].

I used to raid 30 hours a week on World of Warcraft. Now that I have quit the game and redeemed what was left of my shattered social life, how am I supposed to fill up the time that Warcraft took up? Absolute boredom.

35. (Boredom) (14↑, 12↓)
Occurs when one has nothing left to do because their penis is too sore to toss off again

Woahhh...I am so bored today, I have nothing left to do. This bordem is killing me

36. (boredom) (15↑, 13↓)
it turns women into total bitches

person 1)god adam becky is being a total bitch person 2)ya she must be bored

Author: funky fresh fly girl http://boredom.urbanup.com/408196
37. (Boredom) (1↑, 0↓)
A severe disease infecting millions of people all over the world is which they constantly exhibit certain behaviours like lack of movement, construction of various pointless structures, doodling, talking about pointless things. There is no known cure, though the symptoms do seem to fade when victim is introduced to something time consuming or slightly entertaining, such as television, counting nails in a wall, or intimate sexual actions. Though is it a very severe and wide-spread epidemic, it is not fatal, though attempts to get rid of the disease have known to be fatal at times.

one was in a state of Boredom

38. (Boredom) (1↑, 0↓)
Learning how to conjugate verbs in French class. Or any foreign language class.

French class is so fucking boring it makes me want to kill myself out of boredom\!

39. (boredom) (6↑, 8↓)
When facebook or myspace isn't working.

Since boredom has occured, i now have to go on Twitter.

40. (boredom) (13↑, 15↓)
when ur that...SLEEP\!\!\! or get online\!\!\!

i love sleeping\!

41. (boredom) (10↑, 13↓)
Boredem is what leads to excessive Masterbation to every attractive teacher you knew.

I am so suffering from boredom right now, I think I'll whip out that yearbook picture of Ms. Jane.

Author: Christopher Sanders http://boredom.urbanup.com/1521393
42. (boredom) (7↑, 13↓)
Man-god.

"Ten thousand women committed suicide when they heard of boredom's demise."

43. (boredom) (7↑, 15↓)
Teen who looks very feminine with a lanky body and long girly hair who calls himself a fag yet has a girlfriend.

You remind me of Boredom.

44. (boredom) (7↑, 17↓)
Gothy guy with a girlfriend who has a twat that smells like tuna, but masks it with Strawberry perfume. Is prone to be an ass at all times, is like the cockroach; will never die.

That boredom guy sure is swell.

45. (boredom) (4↑, 25↓)
noun; (1) A person who experiences difficulty being stimulated by the opposite sex. (2) One who prefers masturbation to sexual intercourse. See also [wanker].

My word, Jeeves\! Staying at home again? You're such the boredom\!

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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